Gift of Gab - Fastest Story Ever Told

lyrics: once upon a time there lived a lad who would had big dreams and goals of all his future plans couldn't stand all the work and time it took to get ahead and he said if life could only move a little faster yeah, then i'd get, from the letter a to z without the rest of the alphabet stumbled on a wishing well made a wish lighting hit the well soon and shortly after striking it time perception began to change it went from midnight straight to 5am in what seemed what like a single hour and five minutes fell asleep woke up his work was done he kinda liked this at this rate he'd get it all accomplished and life would get better sooner now it moved faster every time he did dwell upon a destination felt like he was gliding in suddenly a month passed he was like, i'm diggin this lets pick up the pace a little looked at the sky and it looked like the clouds moving were powered by an engine [ ] rapidly now it gets kind of nutty his young cousin was [ ] 8 1/2 of them i wonder where the time is [ ] finished work, got a degree but [ ] no time to spend [ ] a big house [ ] and a wife [ ] bring here just like [ ] i was married doesn't remember anything and all was like a big blurry fog maybe i'll just go back and try again back to the wishing well but by now it don't exist night and day switching like i can't turn off the switch changing hourly [ ] [ ] at a funeral like why is this happening to me relatives are dying and another one gone before i stop riding in the hand on the clock moves like a mile a minute keeps moving faster how [ ] is this can't appreciate [ ] can i take this made a big mistake shit hey this is crazy can't live this way maybe something with your brain wanna too get away from the struggle of a great life without patience when the fates sealed now i can't get back what's taken man i'm going black i'm fading... my body is decaying now my teeth are falling out everything i see is turning [ ]– AAAAAAAAAAAA ... as his soul left his body and drifted into space and he made it to his judgement right before the pearly gates a voice said 『if you want all your work done early don't be blinded by your destination and miss the journey』 peace.