How Right You Are (An Ode to an Odious Fellow and Followers)

Lyrics: Now, here comes the nut case, massaging his nut base He'll solve the world's problems by being a buttface He says that he'll protect us by building walls up to the stars And if you want 'em even higher, Then honey, how right you are. He knows you're feelin' righteous indignation 'Cuz they've let all the brown folks off the reservation He's anxious to assure you that the brown folks won't get far. If that's not discrimination, Then honey, how right you are. Chorus: I know you're jazzed because he's rich and famous He's a real inspiration to you Because he proves that an ignoramus Can become rich and famous, too. When women oppose him, he says that they're bleedin'. When woman are desperate, he blames them for needin'. He's not too fond of woman -- at least it's seemed that way so far. And i you don't like women with him, Then honey, how right you are. (solo) I know you're jazzed 'cuz he's rich and famous And you hope he'll give a lesson to you (Well, here it is:) Just shit through your mouth and talk through your anus And maybe you'll be rich and famous, too! Crowds start demonstrating as soon as he's nearing Then he starts agitating and the crowds start cheering He tells them that the system is more broke down than their car. But if still you can’t resist him, then honey, how right you are. He gets into a rhythm And then he takes things way too far... And if you’re way out there with him Then honey, how right you are.