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If dear old William Shakespeare was born a "baby boomer" then perhaps his unlimited and ubiquitous talents could have created such merriments as these. Gadzooks, Forsooths and a whole lot of merry Jackanapes to be had by all! 'Tis naught but a short peregrinate, thus exploring the beautiful magnificence of the English language. A Shakespearean transmutation of the introduction to the ditty, nay some may say a canzonet, entitled "Baby, One More Time" by Britney Spears. Enjoy!