Villain Quotes: "I don't want to go to sleep and you can't make me." - Agatha "Aggie" Prenderghast "Agatha Prenderghast, of His Majesty's province of Massachusetts. On this day, you have been arraigned for the horrible crime of witchcraft. Witnessed by those whose testimonies have been heard. You have, by this court, been found... guilty! And it is passed on you, according to your grievous crimes... execution!" - Judge Hopkins "Now, shall you deal with ME, o Prince, and all the powers of HELL!" - Maleficent "I WILL NOT BE THE WEAK LINK! Tell your people, as of today, their workload has been doubled, thanks to your God. Or, is it thanks... to you?" - Pharaoh Rameses II "Only the toughest are gonna get out of there alive!" - Rex Dangervest/Radical Emmet Xtreme Machete Ninja Star Dangervest/Emmett Brickowski "We got the tail, but we missed the fox. Petey, sorry to wake you. I can trouble you to dash out here with, shall we say, three shovels, two-pick axes, 500 rounds of ammunition and, uh... a bottle of apple cider." - Franklin "Frank" Bean "Listen close, you pathetic fraud. This is my town now. If I ever see you again, I will take your soul straight down to Hell!" - Rattlesnake Jake "You and the sheriff are more alike than you think! You’re nothing but legends. Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed. - Mayor Tortoise John "Have my dragon ready when I return, or I will destroy everything you love!" - Grimmel the Grisly "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!" - Henry J. Waternoose III "You underestimate me, Galvatron. For a time... I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness...ITS DISMEMBERMENT!" - Unicron "Whoa, careful, we're not trying to kill these guys. They're our precious fuel!" - Vulcan Haestus "Dear Grace, this is Ruth, Gilbert's foster mother. It saddens me to tell you that Gilbert has died in a horrific fire. Our church burnt down, and he was unable to escape the flames. Last week, I found Gilbert and my son Ben... fornicating. I'm sure you will agree our only course of action was to purge and correct their homosexual sickness in the correct fashion, as instructed by... the Lord... our savior. This was not a simple task. We could not just pray the gay away. So the only solution was a dual expulsion to cast the demons out, eject the devil from their souls, and correct their auras. I am glad to say for my son this was a success. But for your brother the devil would not vacate. And being so full of Satan, well...... he assaulted me. He then raced to our church and set it alight. He then sacrificed himself.….. as penance for his sins. We tried to rescue him, but the Inferno was too intense. The Good Lord took his soul. And Lucifer lost the battle. We had a memorial for him and are confident he is now in a happier place with God and the baby Jesus. Please find enclosed a vessel of your brother's ashes. I think it best you have them. Once again I am sorry to be the bearer of such tragic news. Gilbert was a good soul who sadly fell to repugnant persuasions. We will always pray for him as well as you. Our deepest sympathies, Ruth and Owen Appleby." - Ruth Appleby Song: Jaguar God by Mastodon (I don't own anything. No copyright infringement intended) Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.