the day after silksong got a release date i decided to put this upon myself. didnt think id actually do it before silksong came out. i always wanted to do this but i put it off 3 years ago when i got every steam achievement. i thought this would take me way longer, but i underestimated my skill. i didnt include my practice attempts on ascended difficulty, the attempts only count my attempts on radiant. this means a boss like markoth actually took me more attempts than absrad. also, the bosses are in pantheon 5 order. certain bosses, such as mantis lords and nosk, only have their harder variants (sisters of battle and winged nosk) in pantheon 5. since theyre in the hall of gods i did them aswell. other bosses, such as hollow knight and radiance, only have their harder variants in the hall of gods. this technically means i didnt actually do every boss hitless. but i think doing pure vessel and absolute radiance hitless counts towards their easier variants anyway. timestamps: 0:00 Vengefly King 0:54 Gruz Mother 1:26 False Knight 2:21 Massive Moss Charger 2:55 Hornet 1 (Protector) 3:29 Gorb 4:19 Dung Defender 5:05 Soul Warrior 5:45 Brooding Mawlek 6:20 Brothers Oro & Mato 7:41 Xero 8:19 Crystal Guardian 8:43 Soul Master 9:55 Oblobbles 11:11 Mantis Lords 12:20 Sisters of Battle 14:00 Marmu 14:33 Flukemarm 14:55 Broken Vessel 15:34 Galien 16:13 Paintmaster Sheo 16:58 Hive Knight 17:34 Elder Hu 18:19 The Collector 19:07 God Tamer 19:51 Troupe Master Grimm 21:28 Watcher Knights 23:21 Uumuu 24:04 Nosk 24:50 Winged Nosk 26:11 Great Nailsage Sly 28:05 Hornet 2 (Sentinel) 28:49 Enraged Guardian 29:14 Lost Kin 30:05 No Eyes 30:50 Traitor Lord 31:29 White Defender 32:43 Soul Tyrant 35:07 Markoth 36:21 Grey Prince Zote 37:21 Failed Champion 38:39 Nightmare King Grimm 40:56 Pure Vessel 42:12 Absolute Radiance 45:04 Ending