defeats of my favorite villains part 45

"Do you know what would make you even prettier? Suppressing your flaws." - St. Olga "Yes. You're right. We saw ghosts, specters, and then an adventure in which the villain was defeated! From now on, villains will do the winning. Audrey, time for stage two of our plan." - King Andrias Leviathan "Oh, Miss Heinous. I cannot wait to recapture our former glory. It has been a long time since I last ate." - Gemini "Yeah, about that... I really appreciate you nursing me back to health and all, but, uh... Look, y-you're great. Uh, you know that. Why am I telling you, huh? Ugh! I'm so bad at these things. I don't deserve a gal like you. Oh, I'm so busy with this job. I'm addicted to work! Sometimes I say to myself, "You know, Rasticore, wouldn't it be cool if you could meet Heinous, like, four years from now?" Yeah, yeah. See? I don't even know your name. Such a jerk. Ugh. Yeah. I gotta go. But promise me this one thing: Twenty years from now, if we meet up and we're both still single, you'll be my soulmate. What am I talking about? That's not gonna happen. You're gonna find some awesome guy that's gonna steal you away from me." - Rasticore Chaosus Disastervaine "Darcy is back, baby! Dr. Doof, you stupid, shameful, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A VILLAIN! The only anything you've ever made that works is your inators' self-destruct button, because deep down, you know you're a weak, worthless clown incapable of accomplishing anything. I could mold a firmer backbone from an expired tub of cream cheese, which is coincidentally the only thing in your sad, bachelor fridge because your wife left you! You say that Perry the Platypus is your greatest enemy? But if you really want to meet your greatest foe, all you have to do is LOOK IN THE MIRROR!" - The Core/Darcy "No! We'll protect her. She can learn to control it, I'm sure. Until then, we'll lock the gates. We'll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people and keep her powers hidden from everyone... including Anna." - King Agnarr "Anna!" - Queen Iduna "Thank you, Kiff. Now, now, you may be wondering why would I agree to be insulted by a bunch of Chibis. The reason is simple. It's because this roast will help me take over the entire... Chibiverse! Behold, my I'm-Rubber-And-You're-Glue-Whatever-You-Say-Bounces-Off-Of-Me-And-Sticks-To-You-Inator! With every sick burn, you've charged my Inator! And now, I'll cover you all in sticky glue! And there's no self-destruct button to stop me this time." - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz Clips from: Star vs. The Forces of Evil: Skooled! Chibiverse: Chibi Disney Villains Unite Star vs. The Forces of Evil: Skooled! Chibiverse: The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz Frozen (2013) Chibiverse: The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.) No song version:    • defeats of my favorite villains part 45 (n...