Song: Save Myself by Noija Villains Quotes: "You see, I never cared about what's "good", only what's good for me! Like, say, a billion dollars! Oh, I just got a tingle." - Professor Rupert Marmalde IV "Not. Your. FAULT?! Who filled my head with DREAMS?! Who drove me to train until MY BONES CRACKED?! WHO DENIED ME MY DESTINY?!!" - Tai Lung "And this is my latest invention: the Everlasting Breathstopper! Still in beta because it gives you popcorn lung!" - Willy Wonka "I don't get it. What's so funny?" - Melvin Sneedly "Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "Why so SERIOUS?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?" - The Joker "I'm really getting into this game. I can play these losers like a violin." - Heather "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent/Two-Face "For four long years... you two have been disrupting the carefully calibrated, drone-like beehive... that this elementary school is supposed to be. I may not be able to prove it yet... but I'm gonna get you two one day. One day very, very soon." - Principal Benjamin Krupp "Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!" - James Morgan "Jimmy" McGill/Saul Goodman/Gene Takavic (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)