The Lost Poems I

Using poems I wrote for females on Valentines' Day, I have put together this freestyle on Big L's Flamboyant. The lyrics are in the description, as well as in the video. Enjoy¿ Verse I It must be Coulomb's Law because when I look into your eyes, I feel some electrostatics. My love stretches miles for you; Call me Mr. Fantastic. Lets have a “Head-on collision”, I'm talking about COMPLETELY INELASTIC. Your beauty is suffocating, Like someone's head covered in plastic. Ever heard of “Drop Dead Gorgeous”? I should put you in a casket. But enough about looks; there's a larger domain in your bracket. So many times I felt like Kanye West & Jay-Z—“Gotta Have it”. Although you laugh really loud, I enjoy all the racket. At the same time, you're funny, A tisket, a tasket. It's just something new everyday; “Go-go Gadget!” I can be 12 Years a Love Slave; No need for Brad Pitt. I only need to find the key to your heart, Let me get a blacksmith. Just take little by little, Like governments’ income taxes. Forget the other guys, You already know they were practice! We can share my world; You're the only one that's on my atlas. Lloyd lays your head on pillow, Well, I can lay you on the whole mattress. No need for roleplay, You already got the face of an actress. Those lines were vulgar, I know; Now I need to see a Baptist. Did I escape your heart, Or do I continue to be a captive? You must be full of electrons, Because you're so damn attractive! And I mean that in the most positive way; I call it being proactive. So will you be mine? Or leave me out to decay¿ Radioactive... Chorus The Real McKoy! A smooth kid that is unlike any other. The Real McKoy! Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all. The Real McKoy, I’m the realest of the realest of the real The Real McKoy! Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all. . Verse II Here’s for the ladies and I mean all!. Why don’t we just act like molecules and bang against the wall ---- of our container. This time when I pick you up, we won’t fall! Stop frontin’ and putting up these fire-walls before my hard-drive go ‘Microsoft’! (Clever wordplay) And don’t worry, I won’t write a song about your @$$. But when I see it in them leggings, I just wanna find the mass, Accelerate it up and down; Now I feel the force when you “Bring it Back”. Next, Lets test the third law when I give it a little smack. I’m just saying that if you were an equation, then I would wanna ‘do’ the math. But enough of that, I must make a romantic pause. I’m just in need of some love like Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. I’ve grown courage to tell you this; The lion finally got his claws. “Now, if I only had a brain!” But we all know men think with their balls. And hey, I’m not being a clown. I’ve showered you with so many metaphors that I hope you don’t drown. I love “____(blank)____"; Please insert pronoun. (you) You ain’t really mess with me way back then, But girl, “How ‘Bout Now”? (Drake reference) Girl, “How ‘Bout Now"? Chorus The Real McKoy! A smooth kid that is unlike any other. The Real McKoy! Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all. The Real McKoy, I’m the realest of the realest of the real The Real McKoy! Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all..