Defeats of my Favorite Cartoon Villains part 34 (Updated)

Old version here:    • Defeats of my Favorite Cartoon Villai...   "I hate those Squaddies."-Doctor Doom "He made me first. I'm his favorite."-Scratch "You see, because my awkward childhood appearance kept me out of the in crowd, I cultivated this perfect look in an effort to become a famous model."-Fabu "Cyrus is the name. And who may I thank for finding my lovely little green egg?"-Cyrus "You teenagers think you're so smart with your staying up late and your driving cars and your commercials. But you're so dumb, you can't even pick up on the most obvious of evil plots. Even when it's literally in front of your face. So first, I reprogrammed Lex's worthless VR glasses. Then, I hacked the Demolition Robots the city contacted my doofus brother to make. And finally, I used to destroy every "fun" and or "cool" place to "hang" in Metropolis so you lame-o teenagers will have nowhere else to go for your mindless entertainment. Trapped forever in my VR world. Tailor-made, just for you. Every last lame-brained one of you. With all you teenagers out of the way, children will rule Metropolis! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"-Lena Luthor "Playtime's the best!"-Fun Meal Buzz Lightyear "Army of Scar, attack!"-Scar "ROOOOAR!"-Chaos "Cursed Wild C.A.T.s! This is but a setback. I have waited thousands of years to conquer this planet. I can be patient a little longer."-Helspont "What do you say to THIS, Marsupilami?!"-Bring M. Backalive "Jokes are a sign of fear. A fear that is well justified."-Big Joe "Your passions give you strength. And through strength you gain power. You have seen it. You feel it. You must break your chains."-Darth Maul "You've gotta be the biggest dang dog I've ever seen!"-George C. Wolfsbottom Song: Sovereign of the Sun Spheres by Epica