3:19:45 on tarik's vod / 47000596 s1mple playing an fpl game ptr: we go A [unknown]: keeeepooo freakazoid: shut up simple you fucking suck s1mple: who's talking? s1mple: ohh my gaawww freakazoid: shut up dude you suck s1mple: #100 player in north america?? is it you?? s1mple: hey ptr, who is talking to me? ptr: (doesnt respond) freakazoid: yo, why do you aim at the ground when you... run around? (ingame callouts) silent talking about a clutch hes trying to make s1mple: "silent, shut the fuck up." (s1mple thought silent was freak??) silent: what did you do this round, simple? s1mple: what are you doing, silent? s1mple: you should just die, like you die at EMS katowice qualifier. silent: you're not making any sense s1mple: unintelligible sentence freakazoid: simple, why are you such a noob, dude? s1mple: why? freakazoid: you're such a baiter, dude (at this point, freakazoid's name in mumble is stewie2k) s1mple: stewie, please. shut the fuck up stewie. freakazoid: stop baiting for kills, dude, you suck. s1mple: i dont know how you're playing for cloud9. freakazoid: i dont know how you play for any team. s1mple: unintelligible sentence freakazoid: what's the longest.. uh.. what's the longest team you've ever been on in your life? freakazoid: a couple months? s1mple: 1 year. with hellraisers. freakazoid: oh wow freakazoid: how long did that take. are you guys... still friends with them? s1mple: yeah. s1mple: how long can you be in this team? why not answer this question? freakazoid: how long you been on liquid? s1mple: oh, its good when everyone hates you s1mple: "on reddit.. everywhere" (talking about how people dislike stewie, or himself months ago?) s1mple: unintelligible sentence freakazoid: do you even have real life friends? freakazoid: i don't think you have real life friends, do you? s1mple: "yeah I have *unintelligible as well" freakazoid: its ok dude.. i dont need to.. hit the soft spot.. dude. freakazoid: do you have any balls? freakazoid: or.. nah? freakazoid: you just like to talk unintelligible and then get scared in person, huh? s1mple: why did you start talking to me? s1mple: "everyone hates you, I don't want to talk to you as well." (assumedly still believes freak is stewie) s1mple: you can try to talk with reddit or hltv, not with me, pls. freakazoid: at least reddit talks back, dude, you can't even have a conversation. s1mple: dude, everyone's talking that you're shit. s1mple: come on. s1mple: you should play better, go deathmatch. stop talking and go deathmatch, do something. freakazoid: "you like eating shit?" (unable to comprehend was s1mple is saying, or just taking a cheap shot at the kid's accent) freakazoid: man have you seen your aim? your aim sucks dick. s1mple: yea ok. freakazoid: "you rush for kills and still die." (5 minutes before: freakazoid: "stop baiting for kills, dude, you suck.") s1mple: ok. stop talking to me please. s1mple: unintelligible (possibly: you're idiot) s1mple: seriously. freakazoid: seriously dude, its time for a taan. s1mple: unintelligible s1mple: you're fucking dick every official match. go. pls. dont talk with me. unintelligible freakazoid: hey stop losing rounds dude. you keep talking to me. shut uup, you suck, you aim at the ground when you run around; you're so bad, you need a tan, get some friends, shut the fuck uup. s1mple: who's losing rounds? s1mple: what are you talking about? freakazoid: man you lose your team so many rounds bro freakazoid: goddamn ive seen you play s1mple: and you? freakazoid: "i love jumping through smokes bro what can I say" (at this point purposefully misleading simple as to who's approaching him) freakazoid: i make plays. you make dumb plays. s1mple: chuckling freakazoid: what are you, santa claus? s1mple: you are the worst player on cloud9. seriously. you should play better, man. go deathmatch. freakazoid: you're the wors- you're the best player on every other team. just because you feed kills. s1mple: thank you s1mple: no im not feed kills, in every team i was entry fragger or i was a lurker or AWP player, you dont know anything about me so shut the fuck up. s1mple: unintelligible will never play at lan. s1mple: trying to talk with me. 0.5 kdr. s1mple: i dont even want to talk with you. seriously. s1mple: you're shit. you're a piece of fucking shit player. freakzoid: now i know why everybody hates you. s1mple: "yes. reddit and hltv hates you" s1mple: everyone. freakazoid: yeah.. i think you're bad dude.. i think you just need to go uh.. drink a protein shake. you're looking all skinny bud. s1mple: yeah man. freakazoid: its ok if you hate your life man. s1mple: stewie what are you talking about? freakazoid: "hey have a nice day." (never says that he isn't stewie) end