Defeats of My Favorite YouTube/Internet Villains Part 55

"Because he promised me power and vengeance over all who wronged me! Do you have any idea what it's like growing up with a stutter? "Hey Quirell, why you always cold" or "Look, here comes the lawn mower!"-Professor Quirinus Quirell "He always comes back. And he always gets what he f***ing wants. And that's the title of Jerma, f***ing baby! And I'm gonna get it tonight."-Demon Grandpa "I've heard about this, and I hate you all! Here, take this diary, little girl. Thank you, come again."-Lucius Malfoy "Hmmmmm."-The Archer's Father "Ha! See you in part four, assholes!"-Peter Pettigrew "Today the railway, tomorrow the world!"-Thomas "You're goddamn right it was me. Oh, and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you and your goddamn date, Gandalf!"-Barty Crouch Jr. "SCREECH!!!"-The Drone Scorpion "I would just like to say that I'm sure we're all going to get along very well with one another, but there's going to be a lot of changes. If you don't like it, I will kill you. Savagely."-Dolores Umbridge "..."-The Butcher "Disciplinary hearing on the twelth of August for the crimes commited by Harry James Potter, resident at 4 Privet Drive...Wait, your middle name is James? That is f***ing weird, man. Might as well just shove Lily in there too! Harry James Lily F***wit Potter. Stupid name! I'm glad they're dead!"-Cornelius Fudge "I am Evil Chica and I'm taking over the world!"-Evil Chica the Chicken