Defeats of My Favorite YouTube/Internet Villains Part 5

Song: good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo Villains Quotes: "J-J-Junior. W-w-why w-would you hit me with b-b-bat? I'm going to k-k-KILL YOU-U-U-U-U!" -Robot Chef Pee Pee "You foolish assortment of colorful characters! Do you not realize that everything must be Gloinks? I am Gloinks, you will be Gloinks, GOD will be Gloinks!" -The Gloink Queen "ROARRR!!!" -Kaufmo "I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b*tch-a** motherf*cker, he p*ssed on my f*cking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog f*ckin' quilly d*ck out, and he p*ssed on my f*cking wife, and he said his d*ck was "t h i s b i g" and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small d*ck! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f*cked my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna f*ck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LAZER P*SS! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm p*ssing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I P*SSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the f*cking Earth! Now get out of my f*cking sight, before I p*ss on you too!" -Dr. Eggman "…" -King Orange "And this is my latest invention: the Everlasting Breath Stopper! Still in beta because it gives you popcorn lung!" -Willy Wonka "…" -The Dark Lord "Alright, Daddy. Time for fun." -Robot Jeffy/Jeffo (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.