Defeats of My Favorite TV Villains Part 4

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Song: Fly on the Wall by Thousand Foot Krutch Villains Quotes: "Did I ever tell you about my time in the underground fight game? I spent years doing bare-knuckle cage matches and backyard brawls." -Agent Mason "I dedicated my entire life to studying extraterrestrials. Then San Francisco happened, and I saw a threat unlike anything this world had ever seen. So I joined up for one reason: To protect this planet. But soon, I discovered instead of neutralizing these aliens, we let them play in Montana! Trusting them as they shed quills with destructive power of a thermonuclear weapon every time they go out for a jog! I tried to warn the fools in charge, but instead of listening, I was the one who was neutralized. Taken out of the field, shoved behind a desk, wasting my career ordering gift cards and planning fake weddings! So believe me, I want GUN to suffer as much as you do! And if you give us one more chance... they will." -Agent Willoughby "Oh, you think you can negotiate with me? I say the word, my nephews go to a certain motel, pay a visit to your daughter-in-law and your little granddaughter. What do you think happens then? Consider your position carefully." -Hector Salamanca "Well, f*ck mystique. People don't even know it's me under this thing. I got to wear it just to get a cab." -Black Noir "You know, we've got a lot in common. You wouldn't be able to tell by the look of this place, but not so long ago, I used to work for GUN as well. Thought it wasn't called GUN back then. It was a military shadow ops program, run by a difficult... and very brilliant roboticist." -The Buyer "I'm not trying to be Steve. I'm not trying to replace Steve. I'm just trying to be the best Captain America I can be." -U.S. Agent "You know why I didn't take the job? 'Cause it's too SMALL! I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT! IT'S NOTHING TO ME! IT'S A BACTERIUM! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't CONCIEVE of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!!" -Saul Goodman "Nice speech, but you left out one small detail: you're a loser, Wade. You always have been and you always will be." -Pistol Pete Whipple (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.