Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 2

Song: Destroy Me by Mr.Kitty (slowed + reverb); edit made by iheartjimin Link:    • Destroy Me - Mr. Kitty | slowed + rev...   Villains Quotes: “But look at my life now. Hatred's become a job. I had true hatred with Venture. I didn't have to fake it. That sweet loathing just poured out of me whenever I saw his pathetic face! I just-I just-I just wanted to kick his ass! I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass! I wanted to BUILD AN EMPIRE TO HOUSE THE MACHINE TO KICK HIS ASS!” - Malcolm Fitzcarraldo/The Mighty Monarch “WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?! She always fools me, Orel. “I'll make things better, dear! Drink me! Put me inside you! I'm great!” And she CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE! They're all worthless, kid! Every woman! Don't let them GETCHYA! All of them wanna GETCHYA! They just grab you and PULL YOU INTO 'EM! And you're forced to STAY IN AND PULL OUT! STAY IN, PULL OUT! And they got ya! And they grip you by the right-where-it-counts, and then start squeezing things out! Things that are like WEIGHTS ARE ON YOUR HEAD! YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO AND NO ONE TO BE!” - Clayton Middleinitial Puppington “Oh no! The cheese! What happened to the stinking cheese?! Perry the Platypus, you ate all the cheese?! NOOO!!!” - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz “JUST CAN IT, WON'T YA?!? You can't just make everything better BY SINGING SOME STUPID SONG!!” - Spinel “I don't want to fight you, Bojack. I just want to tell you I know. I know you wanna be happy, but you won't be, and--I'm sorry-- it's not just you, you know. Your father and I, we---Well, we come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you. You were born broken, that's your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends, but it won't make you whole. You're Bojack Horseman. There's no cure for that.” - Beatrice Elizabeth Horseman (née Sugarman) “Play it or I'll squish you into juice!” - Simon Petrikov/Ice King “I've rigged Banana Joe's front door handle so that when he opens the door to take out the trash, it unhooks a latch on the back of the truck down the street, releasing the oil drums which will roll down the sidewalk towards him, so just as he lifts the lid... he is obliterated.” - Rob/Dr. Wrecker/Superintendent Evil “Nuns kickin' nun asses. Doesn't get any better than this.” - Lucifer (I do not own any clips from this video, credits to the owners) Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.