Villain's Quotes: "This is amazing, I feel so alive! I know who I am, they won't know I'm here, I'm going to fuck, this, world, UP! They will know the Motherfucker's name! I just want to kill Kick-Ass with my bare hands... I should tweet about this." - The Motherfucker/Red Mist/Christopher "Chris" D'Amico "Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee." - Tybalt Capulet “GRRRR!” - Ramses "It's not easy being mean." - Constantine "These boys are now our soldiers! They belong to me now! If you try to get them back, your whole village will burn! If you ask the Karen Rebels for help, I will cut out your tongues! If you go against me, I will feed you your intestines! Hear me, believe me and fear me!" - Major Pa Tee Tint "Nice planet, we'll take it!" - The Martian Leader "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture." - Mr. Swackhammer "You can cheat on as many girls as you like. But you can't... cheat... death." - Gideon Gordon Graves "'Cause here at Globo Gym, we're better than you! And we know it!" - White Goodman "Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!" - Major Chip Hazard Song: Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.