#luisalbertovideosgalvanponce Villains Quote: “I've been burning with desire to hear that delightful news for centuries. Now the time has come to steal back the Sun!” -Necross “TBA” -Midnight Sparkle “The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, and participate in life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. While you tell yourselves you're being "looked after". That your interests are being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.” -Evelyn Deavor/Screenslaver “…..” -Hunter “Ja, Hansel! - Ja, Gretel! We're evil! We're... something else that rhymes with evil! “ -Hansel and Gretel “Don't speak. Your fur is so soft. It's not like the other animals in the forest. Theirs is coarse with burrs. But yours is clean and silky” -The Beast “TBA” -Principal Abacus Cinch “Once, we were feared beasts. Look at us hiding in the shadows! And now we're to be led by a dog?!” -Hotspur Lupin "I finally found the pip-squeak who stole my steamboat!” -Pete "I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going, or I am going! And I am certainly not going." -Burgermeister Meisterburger (DO NOT BLOCK THIS VIDEO, I DON'T OWN THIS SONG)