Defeats of My Favorite Video Game Villains Part 11

Song used: Same Old War by Our Last Night Villains Quotes: "Duct tape… I'll give him a duct tape… F💀⚡️king arsehole! I'll come down here and I'll show him where the duct tape is. I'll show him where to stuff it! Stupid f💀⚡️ker. All I do all day is try and sort his stupid f💀⚡️king problems out! Asshole, I f💀⚡️king hate that f💀⚡️k! Anyway, vat ver ve? Um… ze milk, ze milk, ze table, ze table, ze table! Oh, vat shall ve do vit zis? Um… clean slate, ja, clean slate. Um… uh… anti-gravity chocolate… is kinda vurking! Ah, zat vill do, zat vill do… OUT THE F💀⚡️KING VINDOW VIT ZAT!" - Professor von Kriplespac "My pigs! Help!" - King Pig "HA HA HA HA!" - Totino the Pizza Boy/Pizzahead/Pizzaface "Hey, It's me! Fizzie! Trespassing and destruction of property is a serious crime! Get ready to die, asshole!" - Fizzie "ROAR!!!" - Trogdor the Burninator "It means the end of your employment... and the end of the world as you know it, to be clear. As per my memo, I will be coating the planet in Fuzzy Ooze in an effort to restore balance. Don't call it "Hairmaggedon". HR doesn't like it." - Mr. Grizz "The leaders of the church have misused its creed to fulfill their true desire—to rule the world. They have fooled the people of Fódlan. Long ago, they divided the Empire to create a Kingdom, and then...divided that Kingdom to create an Alliance. They did all of this to make the masses bicker amongst themselves. They caused instability in order to reinforce their own authority. They gathered gold and lived in extravagance. How? By preying on the devotion of those who wished for the goddess's salvation. Those corrupt hypocrites cannot lead Fódlan to true peace. Their foul belief system must be torn asunder so that true wisdom may finally prevail! And so, I have decided... by order of the Adrestian Emperor, Edelgard von Hresvelg... The Empire hereby declares war on the Church of Seiros!" - Edelgard von Hresvelg/The Flame Emperor "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." - Melvin Harris/Big Smoke "Don't you hang up on me, dammit! Show some goddamn respect!" - Jake/The Cobra "A fight is about who's left standing. Nothing else." - Heihachi Mishima "Now you will face your final music, Mega Squad!" - The Conductor (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)