Song: Wicked Friends by The New Age Villains Quotes: "The name's Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!" - Douglas "Doug" Dimmadome "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" - The Bliblies "You ask, "why Dan"? Well, most people have a network of friends and family who know and love them making it near impossible to steal their identities, but Dan here, is off-putting and angry." - Imposter Dan "Remember, Rusty in here, I'm your doctor, not your father. Now let's get back to it, shall we? You were telling me how you're ungrateful for all the opportunities your father has given you, and you blame me for all your problems." - Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. "Wow, look at me! Hanging out drinking with Ernest Hemingway, Van Gogh and Kurt Cobain. Still, it feels like we all got here a little earlier than we should have. Yeah I, uh... I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate." - Brian Edward Griffin "THIS is the REAL me, the Scarlett that I've kept hidden until now! Biding my time, waiting to strike! I. AM. EEEVIIIL!!! HEH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!!!"" - Scarlett "I feel being a contestant on Total Drama would be a great step towards TAKING OVER THE WORLD! BWA-HAHAHA! And also meeting people, I don't get out much. I should warn you, I am evil. I know right now you're probably saying "We've had plenty of evil on our show". To that, I say nay! You have never seen evil like me! I am beyond evil! We need a new word for the evil that I am! I've been working on that, but what with my French Horn lessons and the babysitting, there's just no time." - Maximillian "Max" (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)