Song used: Run Away by Breathing Theory (Anti-Nightcore by The Horseman). Villains Quotes: "Call me 𝓓𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻." -Adam/The First Man "So clever, you Americans, only took two years to figure out things at park were not what they seem. And I am not only one right under your ignorant noses. One of your own has been conspiring against you." -Natalia "I was born on a cold winter's night in Kiev. But I was abandoned as a baby and declared poverty of the state. The KGB raised me to be the perfect weapon. No family or loyalties, except for Mother Russia. Some years ago I was embraced by a new M.O.M.M.: The Ministry of Meadow Management, a KGB agency dedicated to research and espionage. Russian park technology is decades behind the rest of the world. In the world's theater, we are a laughing stock. What made American parks so good? We couldn't crack it. The order came from Commander Romanoff: Operation Park-Lift. We would obtain bogus credentials and sneak into the states. I would become Thomas, an average college student. We entered the US with surprisingly little resistance. Phase 1: Travel to target site. Inquire about internship opportunities. Say you will work for free. At the first chance possible, I would risk my life for the park. I would gain my coworkers' trust. I would fade into the background. I would say and do almost nothing. Phase 2: Make preparations for Phase 3. Execute Phase 4 orders. Transmit Phase 5 intelligence relating to Phase 6: Silencing potential threats to Phase 7." -Nikolai/Thomas "RIKKAAA!!!" -The Viking Chieftain "Love is a very beautiful, very intense feeling for a startlingly short period of time. Before long you realize, it gets in the way of the real important thing in life, like going to sleep or being left alone. That's when love starts to fade and lies kick in." -Mayor Clayton Middleinitial "Clay" Puppington "I'm going to unleash my ultimate weapon... the H-Bop! Prepare for death by BOOOP!!!" -Boogregard Dolomite "Boog" Shlizetti "Sorry son, but I can't go to prison. Do you have any idea what they'd do to my eye socket in there?" -Jack Smith/Krampus "In actuality I would say the Jedi hunt themselves. Do you know the key to hunting Jedi, friend? It is patience. Jedi cannot help what they are. Their compassion... leaves a trail. For example, in our line of work, rumors run rampant. Here's one I heard just recently. It involves a Jedi hiding right here in your lovely saloon. Let's say ours is a wanderer. Maybe he's looking for people like him. Comes across this establishment, Nice place. And then he sees you. A man in need. Perhaps the locals are stealing from you. Threatening you. So what is the Jedi to do? Help you and risk exposure? Or move on? Now, if he were smart, he'd keep moving, but the Jedi Code is like an itch, he cannot help it! So he steps in and saves your saloon. You offer him a place to hide! Fresh water! Shade from the suns! But the stories, they begin and they travel quickly. His compassion has been his undoing." -The Grand Inquisitor "Source Dragons! I have reaped the soul of one of your mortal Conduits! You can deny me no longer! I know you hear me, and I will not stop until I devour all of your souls as well!" -Thunderfang the Shatter Dragon of Chaos "You doodle! Me SpongeBob!" -DoodleBob "I'm Mr. Frog, this is my show, I eat the bug. NUM NUM NUM NUM! I ate the bug, this is the end, I love you!" -Mr. Frog I don't own anything. No copyright infringement intended.