Villain Quotes: Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.”- Sheldon J. Plankton “Such a good boy! And after you finish off Bigweld, there'll be nobody out there to fix them.”- Madame Gasket “This is MY land! I make the laws here! And I say anyone who so much as looks at an Indian without killing him on sight will be tried for treason... and hanged!”- John Ratcliffe “Let's shake up some old memories. New York City. The Central Park Zoo. Life was good. Roomy tank, great location, monkey house view, and, of course, my adoring leaching of fans. Dave the Octopus of a Thousand Tricks. I was the total package, and then you arrived and took everything from me. Four fat baby penguins, with you around, nobody wanted an old octopus anymore. OUT YOU GO DAVE! And so it went, over and over, at zoo after aquarium, adorable penguins stole the show, while I was shunned, forgotten, unwanted, alone.”- Dave “Don't look at me like that, old friend. You must have known this day would come. My nightmares are finally ready. Are your Guardians?”- Pitch Black “Yes, hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old daddy's celebration now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed! Oh, bah! In my day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me–wasted away to practically nothing. Banished and exiled and practically starving! While he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing…”- Ursula “It's time you stop living in a fairy tale Shrek. She's a princess and you're an ogre. That's something no amount of potion is ever going to change.”- The Fairy Godmother (I own nothing and no copyrighted intended infringement)