Birthday Rap

Let me take you on a journey down Memory lane// emotions go me mentally drained// it’s difficult dealing with the wind and the rain// no therapist but having skin in the game// got me penning my pain// jotting it down is when I tend to see change// I’m cleansing my brain// of heavy metals but at the same time Welcome To The Jungle// we got fun and games// I’ll help you when you fumble// from when you run and sprain// your ankle my ego, starts melting when the sun glows// I’m the nicest kid// want a piece of cake I’ll give you a slice twice as big// psych, quite an enticing fib// but thanks for the balloons// I can’t make a wish with these candles pulling pranks up in this room// feeling angst and so much doom// Not to disturb y’all// but when we’re done can we go outside, play some curb ball// so I can serve y’all// wait, that’s an absurd call// I don’t need to cheat to win at this game and that’s my word dog// I urge all// people at this party// to use your imagination like you’re hopping out a jeep in a safari// I don’t care if you thick or you’re petite like you a Barbie// just don’t be a useless soldier// I might wet you up with my super soaker// I’m a quick draw// and you’s a joker// a clown that’s always taking big falls// like yesterday when I spanked your butt in kick ball// standing puzzled like a jigsaw// no need to keep your fist balled// yeah we bad// you can see me brag// you got to quicker than that when playing freeze tag// like an athlete// you got to have fast feet// I can be brash and laugh yo the same happened to me last week// I’m just trying to convey the truth// do I need to display the proof// maybe you’d have won if I wore my faded boots// one of my favorite groups// is BBD// and also NWA with Eazy E// believe you me// that’s where I keep my tunes locked// on my boombox// all alone in my room watching TV// it makes it effortless// to escape from reality a nice distraction// while I’m practicing these dance moves from Michael Jackson// but still I’m shy so I look for rocks to hide up under// and these are just a few things I enjoyed when I was younger//